{"id":1735,"date":"2019-04-01T07:38:07","date_gmt":"2019-04-01T05:38:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.wirbelwirrwarr.de\/?p=1735"},"modified":"2023-03-06T13:07:18","modified_gmt":"2023-03-06T12:07:18","slug":"elternabende","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wirbelwirrwarr.de\/index.php\/2019\/04\/01\/elternabende\/","title":{"rendered":"Elternabende"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><em>Seid ihr Eltern? Dann wart ihr bestimmt schon mal auf einem Elternabend. Ich nicht &#8211; obwohl ich ein Elter bin.<\/em> <\/p>\n\n\n\n<!--more-->\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-css-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Mein Mann macht&#8217;s <\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p>Mein Mann ist von uns beiden derjenige, der diesen Part zwangsl\u00e4ufig \u00fcbernimmt. Das liegt daran, dass Elternabende immer erst sehr sp\u00e4t beginnen und ihr Ende zu einer Zeit finden, die ich nur aus Erz\u00e4hlungen kenne. Ich bin eben ein waschechter Morgenmensch. Sobald ich gezwungen bin, nach 20 Uhr ins Bett zu gehen, ist meine Aufnahmef\u00e4hig ungef\u00e4hr so gro\u00df wie die einer Pipette. Aber was soll jemand mit chronisch unterversorgtem Gehirn auch erwarten? <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Zugegeben, es betr\u00fcbt mich nicht gerade, wenn ich an solchen Versammlungen nicht teilnehme. Still und reglos wie unter einer Horde schnappw\u00fctiger Tyrannosauren w\u00e4re ich zu nichts, au\u00dfer vielleicht hyperventilieren, in der Lage. Hinzu kommen all die Reize, die ich nur schwer bew\u00e4ltigen kann: Licht, Ger\u00e4usche, Ger\u00fcche, Texturen&#8230; Muss ja nicht sein.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p><em>(Foto: Mike &#8211; Pexels.com)<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Seid ihr Eltern? Dann wart ihr bestimmt schon mal auf einem Elternabend. 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